Smelly poop in a box
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Exactly as it says. A gross realistic looking turd in a nice gift box. Add options to make it more gag-able. We can spray it wet with the original “liquid ass” for added grossness. Not done. We can add in super realistic Flies and/or Maggots for just the right gag-factor that’s sure to spark some regurgitation. They fucking deserve it!
- Liquid Ass – Want to add the smell to the look. Ensure a gag!
- Flies – Make it more gross with some poop-loving flies sitting on top
- Maggots – This is most people’s idea of gross. Add some in.
- Delivery Confirmation – Want to know the minute the recipient receives the shipment? Add this, and we’ll send you a tracking number!