Snowman Farts Glitter Bomb
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No questions asked, 30 days return policy.
All orders are shipped in 1 business day.
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Not just for Christmas! Know someone who loves Snow, Christmas, and all that Jolly shit? Ship some glitter to them and Ruin their day. Jolly pricks. Best Holiday prank of 2017. Let em get their little dirt devils out and try and vacuum this shit up. Not gonna be easy. They’ll be finding white, and blue glitter for at least a month. Ass wipes.
- Double the Glitter – Want to put in twice as much hate? We will load the letter with double the glitter for double the clean up.
- Handwritten Note – Want to personalize the hate? Let us know what you want written and we’ll include it in the “glitter bomb”!
- Double Bomb – Want to get the recipient twice in a row? We’ll mail out another “glitter bomb” two days after the first, in a different envelope to catch them off guard. Cleanup on aisle Loser.
- Delivery Confirmation – Want to know the minute the recipient receives the shipment? Add this, and we’ll send you a tracking number!